9. The reassurance that if your upset stomach was due to pregnancy, you'd be getting a lot more sympathy.
8. Getting to witness your inheritance going into slot machines.
7. Watching your brother and sister-in-law swear at each other during a game of Disney Princess Uno.
6. You never eat at the same restaurant twice, even if you wanted to.
5. Someone else always wants to nap, too.
4. Getting to play, "What's that smell?" when you come home.
3. Hearing your Dad say, "I've got to shoot the hell out of Mom," during a tense game of Robo Rally.
2. Not being at work.
1. The scenery:
