Monday, January 23, 2006

An Open Letter

to the person who revved their car in my neighborhood for a long time at 11 pm:

Dude, what the hell is your problem? Let me set you straight on two things. One, that's not sexy. Two, a few weeks on my new/used Bowflex and I'm gonna come out there and find you.

Unless it's still this cold, and then you can just sit out there and freeze for all I care. Moron.

Sincerely,
Mel

2 comments:

Adam said...

Just in case y'all are lookin at this later and the weather report has changed, this morning it was 7 degrees, windchill = -5.

Anonymous said...

*snort*

assholecarrever. rrrrreeeeevvvvv.