Joshua, I had a dream about you! You were the youngest of five kids, four boys with a girl in the middle, but you'd only been raised with three of them because your twin brother was abducted in infancy. Thirty years later, he's finally found your family, and you're all set to meet for the first time.
So, I'm sitting there with you and your family around a display of patio furniture at Home Depot, and your twin walks in with a couple of other guys, and I turn to you and say (about your twin):
He's here! Look, he's the shorter one.
Because maybe you wouldn't recognize him? Yeah, in case you were wondering, I'm still a dork.
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Chappy, if this showed up on your RSS five million times, I'm sorry! It just took me that many times to get it to format right. Did you see the part where I'm a dork?
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