I made a mistake the other day when I posted that my uterus was measuring 30 inches. I meant that it was measuring 30 centimeters. Of course, now it's measuring 33 cm, so go ahead and measure your torso again. I'll wait.
If you want a measurement in inches, my belly measures 44 inches around at belly button level.
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The competitive side in me said, 44"? Dude, I can totally beat that. Eventually, the rational side of my brain came into the conversation and pointed out that while you are, you know, having a baby and shit, I'd just be pigging out on bacon and too much cream, which isn't nearly as cool, and really not competitive at all, so there really isn't any point in it.
Moral of the story? I want some bacon now.
Go stuff pillows under your shirt (but only in front) until you measure 44" and then see how much bacon you crave. :P
Oh no, believe me, he'll still want it. There's no stopping it. I knew that I had to share my man with a smoked-pork mistress a long time ago.
How big is it NOW?
;)
Congratulations Mel and Adam!!
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